Чак Норрис?
Written by x2kep on 11:07 PMSome people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't make wishes on his candles, he has everything. When candles have birthdays, they wish for Chuck Norris
The house that Chuck Norris was born in? He built it with his own hands.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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